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Worst police composite sketch-ever?

Discussion in 'Cop Talk' started by ronduke, Oct 17, 2011.

  1. ronduke

    ronduke

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  2. 3Speedyfish3

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    I think that one abducted me to space and did terrrrible things to me!
     

  3. cowboywannabe

    cowboywannabe you savvy?

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  4. In my younger days I used to have a girlfriend that looked just like that!!
     
  5. collim1

    collim1 Shower Time!

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    :rofl:

    On a serious note in a few instances I was flat out amazed at how close the composite sketch was when the suspect was identified.

    However, 95% of the time they are garbage and not helpful to the case.
     
  6. fran m

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    I think that's Racer X without his helmet.
     
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  7. DustyJacket

    DustyJacket Directiv 10-289

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    I think this one competes well:

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  8. righteoushoot

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    Sexual things? :shocked:



    And then they never called? :rofl:
     
  9. msu_grad_121

    msu_grad_121 BOOSH

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    In my book, that's what I call a "perfect date." :supergrin:
     
  10. Now how much do you want to bet that there was some 'social justice' enacted when said sketch artist was hired?

    To be sure, they evaluate someone's talents pretty thoroughly before they hand out a job of that importance. If that's the best this 'sketch artist' can do, I say, send the bastard back to McDonald's.
     
  11. volsbear

    volsbear IWannaBeSedated Lifetime Member

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    I got that one in a criitcal reach e-mail today. Good stuff.
     
  12. evilwill

    evilwill Speaks Jive

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    several years ago, at roll call, flyers were being passed out re: a rapist. The sgt stated "m/b/20's the picture is kinda bad we'll work on getting a better one." When I got the flyer i couldn't help but laugh at how bad the picture really was. Underneath large the red "wanted" was a grainy black 4x6 rectangle. a lot of laughing and finger pointing after that.
     
  13. Glockdude1

    Glockdude1 Federal Member CLM

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    :rofl:
     
  14. jolly roger

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    That is just plain stupid...It's been my experience that most composites suck bigtime. Only about 2 have been spot on.