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Worst Movie You Have Ever Seen?

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by Calico Jack, Mar 10, 2013.

  1. :rofl:

    Correction: I meant to say

    The last exorcism part 2, not emily rose. There are so many be list exorcist movies I cant keep them straight :rofl:
     
  2. The Tree of Life. It just sucked the life out of me.

    Knight and Day. That movie just plain sucked.
     

  3. janice6

    janice6 Silver Member

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    Originally Posted by Eric [​IMG]
    Killer Klowns from Outer Space. Eric


    I just lost it when the face makeup on the alien clowns was breaking up and crackling all over. Close-ups are killers themselves.
     
  4. fx77

    fx77 CLM

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    U R not even close.......
    The Human Centipede
     
  5. Reds45acp

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    This.

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  6. TX OMFS

    TX OMFS Right wing nut Lifetime Member

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    Easy. This:

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    I walked out and considering asking for a refund.

    +1

    Also a terrible movie. Still, Kevin Costner and Postman is worse.
     
  7. tsmo1066

    tsmo1066 Happy Smiley

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    I gotta call foul on this one. Kung Pow; Enter the Fist, was SUPPOSED to suck. The movie was intentionally written and produced to be even crappier, more stupid and nonesensical than the "chop socky" kung fu movies it parodies.

    And boy, did they ever succeed!

    http://video.search.yahoo.com/video...of+Nuts!&c=1&sigr=11avdblal&fr=yfp-t-508&tt=b
     
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  8. NIB

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    Freddy Got Fingered

    I couldn't make it past the selection menu on the DVD. Maybe if they had kept snippets of some scenes out of the menu might have gotten past the opening credits.
     
  9. perhaps one has to be into that film genre (Kung-Fu / Karate Man) to appreciate the irony. BUT...when a buddy recommends the movie and says it HILARIOUS...I was sold a bill of goods!!

    Parody or not, it was turrible. :wow:
     
  10. wjv

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    Dick Tracy
     
  11. tsmo1066

    tsmo1066 Happy Smiley

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    Try watching it stoned, and see if that helps!

    :supergrin:
     
  12. coachg

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    The Astronaut Farmer
     
  13. cgwahl

    cgwahl Sheriffs a near

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    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvuwldnG7c0"]Everything Wrong With The Room In 8 Minutes Or Less - YouTube[/ame]
     
  14. Glock_Convert

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    The quick and the dead with Sharon stone

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  15. The movie with Umma Thurman and the giant thumbs (Even Cowgirls Get the Blues) is worse than Zardoz, and Zardoz is without a doubt one of the worst movies ever made.
     
  16. Altaris

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    Ok, I forgot about that movie (probably because I blocked it from my brain).

    I am pretty OCD about having to watch all of the movie when I turn it on. I think that is the only movie I have ever actually shut off without watching it all the way though.
     
  17. silentpoet

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    That horror movie about the black president trying to destroy our country.






    ****, you mean it is not a movie?
     
  18. Jay9928

    Jay9928 Buddy Revell

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    Catwoman

    The Batman movies in between the Tim Burton ones and the Dark Knight ones.
     
  19. Jay9928

    Jay9928 Buddy Revell

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    Also to add, Cannibal Holocaust. I just cannot watch it. As much as I love a good horror movie, the death scenes did me in. Gruesome.
     
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  20. I'd amend that to say the ones between Burton's FIRST one and the Nolan films.

    Batman Returns wasn't all that great...