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Work or play

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Apr 5, 2005.


  1. okie

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    A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because
    he is not sure if sex is work or play. So he goes to a priest
    and asks for his opinion on this question. After consulting the
    Bible, the priest says, "My son, after an exhaustive search, I
    am positive that sex is work and is therefore not permitted
    on Sundays." The man thinks: "What does a priest know
    about sex?" So he goes to a minister who, after all, is a
    married man and experienced in this matter. He queries the
    minister and receives the same reply. Sex is work and
    therefore not for the Sabbath! Not pleased with the reply, he
    seeks out a Rabbi, a man of thousands of years tradition
    and knowledge. The Rabbi ponders the question, then
    states, "My son, sex is definitely play." The man
    replies, "Rabbi, how can you be so sure when so many others
    tell me sex is work?" The Rabbi softly speaks, "My son, if sex
    were work, my wife would have the maid do it."
     
  2. VANMAN

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