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"Words Women Use"

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockdude1, Dec 12, 2004.

  1. Glockdude1

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    "Words Women Use"

    FINE

    This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right
    and you need to shut up.

    FIVE MINUTES

    If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is
    only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch
    the game before helping around the house.

    NOTHING

    This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and
    you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually
    end in "Fine"

    GO AHEAD

    This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

    LOUD SIGH

    This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
    misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot
    and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with
    you over "Nothing"

    THAT'S OKAY

    This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can
    make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard
    before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

    THANKS

    A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say
    you're welcome..............

    ;N