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    Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small
    tree begins to grow between them. The beech says to the birch, "Is
    that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

    The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the
    sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can
    you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

    The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is
    neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the
    best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in!"
     
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