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Women's and mens prayer

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Apr 28, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    Woman's Prayer

    Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
    One who's handsome, smart and strong, One who's loves to listen long,
    One who thinks before he speaks, When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks.
    I pray that he is gainfully employed, When I spend his cash,he won't be annoyed.
    Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more.
    Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
    Knows what to answer to"How big is my behind?"
    I pray that this man will love me to no end,
    And never ever attempt to hit on my friend.

    Man's Prayer

    I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store.


  2. can I get an AHHHH_ MEN BTW She needs to have a flat space on the top of here head.