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Wisdom From Grandpappy...

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by scooterbear, Nov 19, 2003.

  1. scooterbear

    scooterbear

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    Wisdom From Grandpappy...

    Whether a man winds up with the nest egg or a goose egg depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.

    Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.

    Too many couples marry for better or for worse, but not for good.

    When a man marries a woman, they become one, but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

    On anniversaries the wise husband always forgets the past, but never the present.



    ^c