60 above - Floridians wear coats, gloves, and woolly hats. Canadian people sunbathe. 50 above - New Yorkers try to turn on the heat. Canadian people plant gardens. 40 above - Italian cars won't start.Canadian people drive with the windows down. 32 above - Distilled water freezes. Our great lakes water gets thicker. 20 above - Californians shiver uncontrollably. Canadian people have the last cookout before it gets cold. 15 above - New York landlords finally turn up the heat.Canadian people throw on a sweatshirt. 0 degrees - Californians fly away to Mexico. Canadian People throw on a light jacket over the sweatshirt. 20 below - People in Miami cease to exist. Canadian people get out their winter coats. 40 below - Hollywood disintegrates. Canadian Girl Scouts begin selling cookies door to door. 50 below - Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Canadian people get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg. 60 below - Microbial life survives on dairy products.Canadian cows complain of farmers with cold hands. 460 below - ALL atomic motion stops. Canadian people start saying "Cold 'nuff for ya??"