Will Rogers Quotes

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Mrs Glockrunner, Feb 21, 2013.

  1. Will Rogers, who died in a 1935 plane crash, was one of the​
    greatest political sages this country has ever known.

    Enjoy the following:

    1. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.

    2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.

    3. There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.

    4. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

    5. Always drink upstream from the herd.

    6. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.

    7. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back into your pocket.

    8. There are three kinds of men:​
    The ones that learn by reading.​
    The few who learn by observation.​
    The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence and find out for themselves.

    9. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

    10. If you're riding' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.

    11. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back.

    12. Never squat while wearing your spurs.​
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  3. A lot of that still rings true today.

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