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Will I live to be 90?

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by pupcuss27, Jul 25, 2007.

  1. pupcuss27

    pupcuss27 CLM

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    Will I live to be 90?

    I recently picked a new primary care doctor.

    After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well"
    for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking
    him,”Do you think I'll live to be 90?"

    He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco, or drink alcohol?" "Oh no," I replied.
    "I'm not doing drugs, either!"

    Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?" I said,
    "No, my former doctor said that all red meat is unhealthy!"

    "Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing,
    hiking, or bicycling?" "No, I don't," I said.

    He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"
    "No," I said.

    He looked at me and said, "Then, why do you even give a crap?"