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wide as the BBQ grill

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by barstoolguru, Jun 14, 2011.


  1. barstoolguru

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    <VAR id=yiv341424594yui-ie-cursor></VAR>A man and his wife were doing yard work. The husband said to his wife, "Gee, honey, your butt is as wide as the BBQ grill." The wife ignores his remark.

    A little later, the husband, measuring tape in hand, walked over to his wife. While she was bending over to tend to her flower bed, he measured her back side. "Honey, your butt IS as wide as the grill!" She again ignores his remark.

    Later that night, while in bed, the husband began to feel amorous. He starts to hug her and stroke her until the wife said, "If you think I'm gonna fire up the grill for one little wiener, you're out of your mind!!"
     
  2. SCmasterblaster

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