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Why We Love Our Kids's #1

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Eddie C., Jan 29, 2003.


  1. Eddie C.

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    >> > Why We Love Our Kid's #1
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    >> > I was driving with my three young children one warm
    >> > summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead
    >> > of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I
    >> > was reeling from the shock, I heard my five-year-old
    >> > shout from the back seat, "Mom! That lady isn't
    >> > wearing a seat belt!"
    >> >
    >> > _______________
    >> >
    >> > My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the
    >> > bathroom to tell me he'd dropped his toothbrush in
    >> > the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in the
    >> > garbage. Zachary stood there thinking for a moment,
    >> > then ran to my bathroom and came out with my
    >> > toothbrush. He held it up and said with a charming
    >> > little smile, "We better throw this one out too
    >> > then, 'cause it fell in the toilet a few days ago."
    >> >
    >> > _______________
    >> >
    >> > On the first day of school, a first grader handed
    >> > his teacher a note from his mother. The note read,
    >> > "The opinions expressed by this child are not
    >> > necessarily those of his parents."
    >> >
    >> > _______________
    >> >
    >> > A woman was trying hard to get the catsup to come
    >> > out of the jar. During her struggle the phone rang
    >> > so she asked her four- year old daughter to answer
    >> > the phone. "It's the minister, Mommy," the child
    >> > said to her mother. Then she added, "Mommy can't
    >> > come to the phone to talk to you right now. She's
    >> > hitting the bottle."
    >> >
    >> > _______________
    >> >
    >> > A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself
    >> > in the women's locker room. When he was spotted, the
    >> > room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels
    >> > and running for cover. The little boy watched in
    >> > amazement and then asked, "What's the matter haven't
    >> > you ever seen a little boy before?"
    >> >
     
  2. emill911

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    From the mouths of babes....