Why Men Shouldn't Write Advice Columns

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by SecondHandJokes, Apr 5, 2013.

  1. SecondHandJokes

    Lifetime Member

    Dear John,

    I hope you can help me. The other day, I set off for work, leaving my husband in the house watching TV. My car stalled, and then it broke down about a mile down the road, and I had to walk back to get my husband's help. When I got home, I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbor's daughter!

    I am 32, my husband is 34 and the neighbor's daughter is 19. We have been married for 10 years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted they had been having an affair for the past six months. he won't go to counseling and I'm affraid I am a wreck and need advice urgently. Can you please help?

    Sincerely, Sheila

    Dear Sheila,

    A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors.

    I hope this helps, John

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  3. Boney

    Pretty funny

  4. Sounds like a solid advice to me, I would start with checking the fuel pressure too. :dunno:
  5. If this is real what a dick, if it's a joke; good one ;)
  6. cowboywannabe

    cowboywannabe you savvy?

    thats what the neighbor's daughter said. :rofl:
  7. She probably ran out of gas. As is the habit in my house with the wife's car. :upeyes::upeyes::upeyes:
  8. SCmasterblaster

    Millennium Member

    Nice reply . . . .

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