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Why Italian Fathers...

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Mar 6, 2009.


  1. Glockrunner

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    Why Italian Fathers and Grandfathers pass their handguns down through the family...

    An Italian Mafia Don is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside.

    "Guido, I wanna you lissina me. I wanna you to take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me."

    "But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"

    "You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos "

    "Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man.

    "Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, 'Time's Up'?"