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Why I love Dogs...

Discussion in 'Woof Memorial Critter's Corner' started by ColCol, Jul 5, 2010.


  1. ColCol

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    better than women!
    1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.<o:p></o:p><o:p></o:p><o:p></o:p> <o:p></o:p>
    2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
    3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
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    4. A dog's parents never visit
    5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
    6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day..
    7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk..
    8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
    9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"
    10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
    11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
    12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
    13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
    14. More importantly,If a dog leaves, they won't take half of your stuff.<o:p></o:p>













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  2. DustyJacket

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    Lock a dog and a woman in your car trunk for 15 minutes and see which is happy to see you when you let them out.
     

  3. brausso

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    Dogs prefer you leave the toilet seat up