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"Why I Fired My Secretary"

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockdude1, Dec 7, 2004.

  1. Glockdude1

    Glockdude1 Federal Member CLM

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    "Why I Fired My Secretary"

    Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday and I wasn't feeling too good that
    morning. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say,
    "Happy Birthday!", and probably would have a present for me.

    As it turned out, she didn't even say good morning, let alone any
    happy
    birthday. I thought, well, that's wives for you, the children will
    remember..

    The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I
    left
    for
    the office, I was feeling pretty low and despondent..

    As I walked into my office, my secretary Janet said, "Good morning,
    Boss.
    Happy Birthday". And I felt a little better that someone had
    remembered.

    I worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door and said, "You
    know,
    it's such a beauti ful day outside, and it's your birthday, let's go to
    lunch, just you and me."

    I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day.
    "Let's
    go!" We went to lunch.

    We didn't go where we normally go; instead we went out to a private
    little
    place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.

    On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a
    beautiful
    day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?"

    I said, "No, I guess not."

    She said, "Let's go to my apartment."

    After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I
    think
    I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable"

    She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out
    carrying
    a huge birthday cake ----- followed by my wife, children, and dozens of
    our
    friends, all singing Happy Birthday.

    And I just sat there ----

    on the couch ---- naked......

    ;N
     

  2. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Can you say busted;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z
     
  3. Road Dog

    Road Dog Senior Member Millennium Member

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  4. Glockdude1

    Glockdude1 Federal Member CLM

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    Beaumont,Texas
    There he was, the center of attention, with his little candle getting smaller and smaller.......

    ;N