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Why Helicopters are Better than Women

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by robin303, May 4, 2012.


  1. robin303

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    1. A helicopter will kill you quickly . . . a woman takes
    her time.
    2. Helicopters can be turned on by a flick of a switch.
    3. A helicopter does not get mad if you 'touch and go.'
    4. A helicopter does not object to a preflight inspection.
    5. Helicopters come with manuals.
    6. Helicopters have strict weight and balance limits.
    7. You can fly a helicopter any time of the month.
    8. Helicopters don't come with in-laws.
    9. Helicopters don't whine unless something is really
    wrong.
    10. Helicopters don't care about how many other helicopters
    you have flown.
    11. When flying, you and your helicopter both arrive at the
    same time.
    12. Helicopters don't mind if you look at other helicopters,
    or if you buy helicopter magazines.
    13. It's OK to use tie-downs on your helicopter.
     
  2. guanoman

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    How 'bout #14: You can get inside a helicopter anytime!:angel:
     

    #2 guanoman, May 5, 2012
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  3. NEOH212

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    Diesel Girl

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    Men like Helicopters because they get to play with their joystick.

    (If you end up married, it's gonna happen anyways.) :whistling:

    :tongueout:



    :rofl:
     
    #3 NEOH212, May 6, 2012
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  4. 1gewehr

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    You can legally lease or rent a helicopter!
    You can trade helicopters as often as you like.
    When you leave a helicopter it will be just where it was when you return!
    When you ride a helicopter, you can wear hearing protection and it won't get upset.


    How Helicopters and women are similar:
    1) They are both very high maintenance.
    2) If you don't maintain them properly, it can kill or maim you.
    3) Ownership costs are very high.
    4) They can both bring you UP very quickly.
    5) They can bring you DOWN even faster!
    6) A pretty one makes men just stop and watch them move!
    7) When they stop talking to you, you are in BIG trouble.