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why did the chicken cross the road?

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by barstoolguru, Mar 29, 2011.

  1. barstoolguru

    barstoolguru texas proud

    Jan 10, 2011
    dallas, tx
    why did the chicken cross the road? ............ to show the armadillo it could be done! :rofl::rofl::rofl: just being goofy
  2. gonepostal


    Mar 8, 2011
    Why wa sthe skeleton afraid to cross the road?

    Because he had no guts!

  3. JohnBT

    JohnBT NRA Patron

    Feb 24, 2000
    Richmond, Virginia
    The chicken crossed the road, but who egged him on?
  4. samurairabbi

    samurairabbi Dungeon Schmuck

    Dec 31, 1998
    Indianapolis, IN
    Why did the TEA Party chicken cross the road? ... ... ... To get from the left to the right.
  5. barstoolguru

    barstoolguru texas proud

    Jan 10, 2011
    dallas, tx
    did the chiken cross the road ?

    DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with his problems on "THIS" side of the road before it goes after his problems on the "OTHER SIDE" of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his "CURRENT" problems before adding "NEW" problems.

    OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.

    COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road ..

    ANDERSON COOPER - CNN: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed access to the other side of the road.

    JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it. It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it. Probably.

    NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can see it in his eyes, and in the way he walks.

    PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

    MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me what direction that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.

    DR SEUSS: Did the chicken - cross the road? Did he cross it - with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road - but why it crossed - I've not been told!

    ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain. Alone.

    JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken is gay! Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other side." That's why they call it, the "other side." Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the other side." That chicken should not be crossing the road. It's as plain and as simple as that.

    GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

    BARBARA WALTERS: In a few moments, we will be listening for the first time,that same chicken tell us, in its own words, the heart-warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life-long dream of crossing the road.

    JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens .... It's easy, if you try ..... Crossing roads, together .... Hoping not to die ..... Imagine all, the chickens .... Crossing, roads, in peace ....

    ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

    BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken2000, Millennium Edition, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book. Internet Explorer is a integral part of eChicken. This new platform is much more stable and will never cras ... #@&&^(!

    ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

    BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken. What is your definition of chicken?

    AL GORE: I invented the chicken!

    COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?

    DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun?

  6. bowbender7

    bowbender7 Silly

    Nov 15, 2010
    S.W. MO
    Because Okie was hornswaggled by a major pizza chain :rofl:
  7. Geko45

    Geko45 Smartass Pilot CLM

    Nov 1, 2002
    Why did the baby cross the road?

    Stapled to the chicken...
  8. rsagona1

    rsagona1 Hello

    Jun 21, 2006
    Somewhere in MD
  9. HerrGlock

    HerrGlock Scouts Out CLM

    Dec 28, 2000
    To avoid Mrs Kitty's locking hammer...
  10. KTM950S


    Aug 22, 2007
    Are you folks okay? Boy, strange bunch here at GT.:shakehead:
  11. hi480volts


    Jun 13, 2007
    Corny joke thread?

    A pair of jumper cables walked into a bar and ordered a beer, bartender says " I'll let you in here but don't you start nothing."
  12. Geko45

    Geko45 Smartass Pilot CLM

    Nov 1, 2002
    "Cross the road" corny joke thread.
  13. sebecman


    Jun 13, 2008
    What did the ocean say when it met the beach?

    nothing, it just waved.
  14. KTM950S


    Aug 22, 2007
    Taken as a positive warning by one cable and and a negative by the other.
  15. Mr.E


    Apr 8, 2011
    Willamette Valley
    Why`d the prevert cross??

    Stuck to the chicken
  16. Mayhem like Me

    Mayhem like Me Semper Paratus

    Mar 13, 2001
    Not a chance
    Why to bang da hens of course.....
  17. Mayhem like Me

    Mayhem like Me Semper Paratus

    Mar 13, 2001
    Not a chance
    What has floppy ears and makes you sleepy.........................The Ether Bunny
  18. Bilbo Bagins

    Bilbo Bagins Slacked jawed

    Sep 16, 2008

    Why did the Chicken cross the road? To evade arrest.
    Last edited: Apr 25, 2011
  19. Gunshine


    Jan 3, 2011
  20. Glock20 10mm

    Glock20 10mm Use Linux!

    I thought it was because he was still in the closet! :rofl: