close

Privacy guaranteed - Your email is not shared with anyone.

Welcome to Glock Talk

Why should YOU join our Glock forum?

  • Converse with other Glock Enthusiasts
  • Learn about the latest hunting products
  • Becoming a member is FREE and EASY

If you consider yourself a beginner or an avid shooter, the Glock Talk community is your place to discuss self defense, concealed carry, reloading, target shooting, and all things Glock.

Why Athletes Can't Have Real Jobs

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Muzzleloader, Jan 19, 2003.

  1. Anyone seen these?
    Why Athletes Can't Have Real Jobs
    >
    > Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model:
    >"I wan' all dem kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I wan' all the
    >kids to copulate me."
    >..............................................
    > New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the
    >upcoming season: "I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever
    >comes first."
    >..............................................
    > And, upon hearing Joe Jacobi of the 'Skins say: "I'd run
    >over my own mother to win the Super Bowl," Matt Millen of the Raiders
    >said: "To win, I'd run over Joe's Mom, too."
    >..............................................
    > Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John
    >Jenkins: "He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings."
    >..............................................
    > Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann, 1996:
    >"Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like
    >Norman Einstein."
    >..............................................
    > Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh: "I'm
    >going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes." (now that is
    >beautiful)
    >..............................................
    > Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach: "You guys line up
    >alphabetically by height." And, "You guys pair up in groups of three,
    >then line up in a circle."
    > ............................................
    > Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson hooking up again with
    >promoter Don King: "Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He
    >went to prison for three years, not Princeton."
    >..............................................
    > Stu Grimson, Chicago Blackhawks left wing, explaining why he keeps
    >a color photo of himself above his locker: "That's so when I forget how
    >to spell my name, I can still find my clothes."
    >..............................................
    > Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the Spartan training regime
    >of heavyweight Andrew Golota: "He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in
    >the morning regardless of what time it is."
    >..............................................
    > Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player, explaining
    >to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice: "My sister's
    >expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an
    >aunt." ( I wonder if his IQ ever hit room temperature in January)
    >..............................................
    > Frank Layden, Utah Jazz president, on a former player: "I told
    >him, 'Son, what is it with you? Is it ignorance or apathy?' He said,
    >"Coach, I don't know and I don't care."
    >..............................................
    > Shelby Metcalf, basketball coach at Texas A&M, recounting what he
    >told a player who received four F's and one D: "Son, looks to me like
    >you're spending too much time on one subject."
    >..............................................
    > Amarillo High School and Oiler coach Bum Phillips when asked by
    >Bob Costas why he takes his wife on all the road trips, Phillips
    >responded: "Because she is too damn ugly to kiss good-bye