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Why a Handgun is Better than a Woman

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by 961Guy, Apr 9, 2005.


  1. 961Guy

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    10. You can trade an old .44 for two new .22's.
    9. You can have a handgun at home and another for the road.
    8. If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will
    be impressed and let you try a few rounds with it.
    7. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.
    6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you are out of ammo.
    5. A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
    4. Handguns function normally every day of the month.
    3. A handgun won't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
    2. A handgun does not mind if you go to sleep after you're done using it.
    AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN:
    1. You can buy a silencer for a handgun......