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Why a handgun is better than a woman:

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Jumper, Apr 14, 2003.

  1. Jumper

    Jumper

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    MI USA
    10. You can trade an old .44 for two new .22's.
    > > 9. You can have a handgun at home and another for the road.
    > > 8. If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will be impressed
    > > and let you try a few rounds with it.
    > > 7. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.
    > > 6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you are out of ammo.
    > > 5. A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
    > > 4. Handguns function normally every day of the month.
    > > 3. A handgun won't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
    > > 2. A handgun does not mind if you go to sleep after you're done using it.
    > >
    > > AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN:
    > > 1. You can buy a silencer for a handgun......


    Glock on!! ;f
     

  2. Ronny

    Ronny Good Guy

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    NE Ohio
    Yeah, but you can't get physically intimate with a gun. Or can you?! ;P