>>"Hello, is this the FBI?" >>"Yes. What can I do for you?" >>"I'm calling to report about my neighbor Virgil Smith. >>He's hiding marijuana inside his firewood!" >>"Thank you very much for the call, sir." >>The next day, the FBI agents descend on Virgil's house. >>They search the shed where the firewood is kept. >>Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, >>but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave. >>The phone rings at Virgil's house. >>"Hey, Virgil! This here is Floyd. Did the FBI come?" >>"Yeah!" >>"Did they chop your firewood?" >>"Yep." >>"Happy Birthday, buddy!!!!