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Who Says Rednecks Aren't Real Bright?

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by nipperwolf, Sep 9, 2004.


  1. nipperwolf

    nipperwolf
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    >>"Hello, is this the FBI?"

    >>"Yes. What can I do for you?"

    >>"I'm calling to report about my neighbor Virgil Smith.
    >>He's hiding marijuana inside his firewood!"

    >>"Thank you very much for the call, sir."

    >>The next day, the FBI agents descend on Virgil's house.
    >>They search the shed where the firewood is kept.

    >>Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood,
    >>but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.
    >>The phone rings at Virgil's house.

    >>"Hey, Virgil! This here is Floyd. Did the FBI come?"
    >>"Yeah!"
    >>"Did they chop your firewood?"
    >>"Yep."
    >>"Happy Birthday, buddy!!!!
     
  2. bachchoy

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  3. 10hasteeth

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