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Who makes the best patients?

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by pesticidal, Apr 7, 2003.


  1. pesticidal

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    Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.

    The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

    The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians.
    Everything inside them is color-coded."

    The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the
    best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

    The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction
    workers. They always understand when you have a few parts left
    over at the end and when the job takes longer than you said it
    would."

    But the fifth surgeon shuts them all up when he observes: "The French are the easiest to operate on. There are no guts, no heart, no balls and no spine. Plus the head and a** are interchangeable."
     
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