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Where's Cleveland?

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by axel, Dec 4, 2003.


  1. axel

    axel
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    Nov. 11, 1918

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    According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game,
    while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in
    the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers
    at the beginning of winter, usually late November to
    mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers
    till after they give birth in the spring.

    Therefore, according to every historical rendition
    depicting Santa's reindeer, every single one of them,
    from Rudolph to Blitzen- had to be a girl.

    We should've known. Only women, while pregnant, would
    be able to drag a fat old man in a red velvet suit all
    around the world in one night and not get lost.