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Where You From?

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by mdj1, Nov 25, 2003.


  1. mdj1

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    Where You From?




    A guy walks into a bar in Mississippi and orders a white wine. Everybody sitting around the bar looks up, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee queer.

    The bartender looks up and says, "You ain't from around here, are ya? Where ya from, boy?"

    The guy says, "I'm from Iowa."

    The bartender asks, "What the heck you do in Iowa?"

    The guy responds, "I'm a taxidermist."

    The bartender asks, "Now just what the heck is a taxidermist?"

    The guy says nervously, "I mount animals."

    The bartender grins and shouts out to the whole bar, "It's okay boys, he's one of us! "
     
  2. J Sand

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    Playing Hide and Seek...
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