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Where did I place that shotgun???

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Ronbaci, Sep 5, 2004.


  1. Ronbaci

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    This guy obviously missed the class on Firearms Safety!
     

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  2. vafish

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    Or maybe he was just part of the afirmative action hiring program.;P

    He's not a member of the Pink Pistols, he's a member of the Brown Shotguns.
     

  3. magsnubby

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    A 12 gauge enema.
     
  4. pdxbubba

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    Talk about have a secure grip on your weapon.
     
  5. milkdud

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    This just in to our newsroom: "While standing guard duty at yesterday's big parade, a local policeman was bumped by one of the passing floats. Apparently he was bumped a little harder than previously thought possible as the cop was knocked down onto his shotgun. When he arrived at the local emergency room, it was learned that he not only had a new appendage appearing from his rear, he also had four broken front teeth."
     
  6. vafish

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    Maybe he missunderstood the purpose of his 30" barreled "Goose Gun"
     
  7. Penman

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    Obviously a gas operated shotgun.
     
  8. magsnubby

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    Gas operated. Now that's funny.
     
  9. TriMode

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    San Francisco PD firearms instructor.
     
  10. Alchemy

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    Damn fine way to cure constipation, and it does'nt take all night
    to work.
     
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