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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Aug 22, 2004.


  1. okie

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    GT Mayor

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    ;P ;g
     
  2. vafish

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    At least the cat didn't use it as a scratching post for his backside.
     

  3. okie

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    You got yhat right man;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z
     
  4. milkdud

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    A man is showing his 4 year-old son how he should brush his teeth in the bathroom down the hall next to his son's room. While watching his son demonstrate how he brushes, little Johnny fumbles the toothbrush and drops it in the toilet. Johnny apologizes and reaches in undaunted to retrieve it. He starts to rinse it out and start over when Dad corrects him and says that since it fell in the toilet, he should throw it away because of germs. Johnny throws it in the trash and then excuses himself real quickly. He comes back in a minute and Dad asks him where he went. Johnny says, "To your bathroom. I dropped your toothbrush in the toilet by mistake two days ago and I remembered what you said, so I went to throw it in the trash."
    ;C ^3
     
  5. okie

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    ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;z ;P