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When Life Begins

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Jan 4, 2007.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    A minister, a priest and a rabbi were discussing when life begins.

    "Those of my faith," said the minister, "believe that life starts when the heart begins to beat."

    "We take a bit of a different view," said the priest, "in that we believe life starts at the moment of conception."

    "Well," said the rabbi, "it is our belief that life starts when the kids move out and the dog dies."