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Whats what

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Dec 2, 2003.


  1. okie

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    One day, little Tommy, bored out of his mind, went to his father for
    suggestions on what to do to pass the time.

    "I`ll tell you what," said the father, "take this dollar and run into town
    and get me a dollars worth of what`s what."

    Tommy grabbed the dollar, hopped on his bike and rode into town. Once
    there, he had to decide what store would have the what`s what. He stopped
    in front of the pharmacy and went in. He went to the pharmacist`s desk,
    held up the dollar and said, "I`d like a dollar`s worth of what`s what,
    please."

    The pharmacist knew immediately that the boy was on a wild goose chase and
    said, "If you go across the street, to the house with the red light on the
    front porch, they can get you some what`s what."

    Tommy ran across the street and knocked on the front door. A tall,
    stunning blonde, completely naked, opened the door. Her "area" was right
    in little Tommy`s face. Pointing to it he said, "what`s that?"

    "What`s what?" the prostitute replied.

    Tommy then replied, "Good, I`ll take a dollar`s worth."
     
  2. Ghosty

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