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What's the last thing a redneck says just before he dies?

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Gary W Trott, Dec 29, 2005.


  1. Gary W Trott

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    HEY!!!....Watch this!
     

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  2. General Sherman

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    Hey, hold my beer and watch this.
     

  3. scowan007

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    memberrific!!!

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  4. Mwinter

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    If you're Scowan's friend, it probably sounds something like one of these:

    "That fuse is burning pretty fast....mebbe you betta run."

    "Sure, I'll race you off-road."

    "Nah, it can't be poisonous."

    "It's done fermenting, seriously."

    "Sheesh, that dog only weighs about too-fitty".

    :)


    If you're me, it was:


    "Well, that oughta do it....BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM"
     
  5. major

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    Im going to try something. I saw it on a cartoon once.
     
  6. scowan007

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    memberrific!!!

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    Ahh, memories!

    Nothing like your first experience with C4 or an improvised kitchen FAE.
     
  7. GotGlock1917

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  8. DTQ

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    c8h10n4o2 me

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    disregard...

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