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What's The Difference?

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Messenger, May 26, 2009.


  1. Messenger

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    What's the difference between a skunk getting run over and an attorney getting run over?

    There are skid marks in front of the skunk.




    When the attorney fell overboard, why didn't the sharks eat him?

    Professional courtesy.
     
  2. Blitzer

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    Recently test labs have gone from using rats to attorneys in their experiments.

    The advantages: there were just some things you couldn't get a rat to do and the lab workers don't become fond of the lawyers as they were forming attachments to the rats.
     

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