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What to Get Jack for Christmas

Discussion in 'Reloading' started by WiskyT, Dec 17, 2011.

  1. WiskyT

    WiskyT Malcontent

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    What do you get the man who has everything?

    https://www.orderforeverlazy.com/
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    I figure pink would be good as it will make him easy to find when he wonders off.

    The deep side pockets will accommodate several FCD's.
     
  2. Three-Five-Seven

    Three-Five-Seven Señor Mombo Millennium Member

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    Has that woman actually met Jack???
     

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  4. dkf

    dkf

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    Kroil would be more fitting than Vaseline and the Dillon chick should be around 80.:whistling:
     
  5. GioaJack

    GioaJack Conifer Jack

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    That's it, my GTR Christmas card list is now officially at zero. And here I'd been saving all year to put a few hundred dollar bills in each card.

    Guess I'll have to find another use for the money... the Bunny Ranch comes to mind.


    Jack
     
  6. steve4102

    steve4102

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    Merry Christmas Jack.
     
  7. rpgman

    rpgman SCGLOCK

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    I was thinking maybe we should get him one of those inflatable girls so he has someone to accompany him to the range n help him 'load' at home.
     
  8. WiskyT

    WiskyT Malcontent

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    Hanukka gelt.
     
  9. Hoser

    Hoser Ninja

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    And to think I was going to get him another 1050 so he could be like the cool kids.
     
  10. ursoboostd

    ursoboostd

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    We should buy him one of those plastic guns we've been hearin so much about.
     
  11. EL_NinO619

    EL_NinO619 EX-Swage Monkey

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    Jack pick one, its one me...:rofl:

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    Or.....

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  12. GioaJack

    GioaJack Conifer Jack

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    While you slugs were sitting around tolerating marital boredom I was at the Denver Stampede two-stepping the night away... as I am wont to do several times a week.

    Whilst displaying dance moves comparable to a cowboy Fred Astair two very attractive nurses, one 36, the other 39 took an interest in me,and no, not in a professional way... although it turns out that they were very versed in anatomy. (Thank God they paid attention in nurses school.)

    Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go drink a case of Red Bull and a double dose of my heart medication... Wednesday dance night will be here before you know it.


    Jack
     

  13. Ah, at long last. A uniform for depression.
     
  14. jmorris

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    El_nino has the only suggestion that could be seen as a reloading post...