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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Dec 6, 2004.
Caption this pic;z ;z
Told ya we couldn't jump the creek.
After getting tired of the croc pulling the pushmower in the pond, Steve tried a larger mower but the croc proved that "size does not matter".
"Well...it LOOKED like grass....."
You built it and said it would float to, so how about it?
Guy 1 "I'm not gettin' it, you get it."
Guy 2 "I'm not gettin' it, you get it!"
Guy 1 "Hey, let's get Mikey, he'll get it. He gets everyting!"
Those spinny things down there weren't the hovercraft propellers?!?
Mow mow mow your boat
gently down the stream...
"The manual says it can mow the grass even when it's wet."
Do did say we had insurance on that booger...right?
I didn't see 'nuthin'.
Retired submarine commander Smith says it was just force of habit to dive,dive,dive.
yes it will hover dummy but ya hafta start the blads first;a ;f
"The gardener said his name was Jesus, so I told him to mow the algae off the pond".
"You dumb *****, Jesus is the new guy from Guatemala!"
That reminds me. Two summers ago I had the kids at the park. This pond had a serious scum layer on one end, and my boy thought it was solid. He took a step onto it and wound up almost waist deep. We all had a good laugh about it.