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What not to say to your dates parents

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, May 20, 2009.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    * "Sorry I'm a little late. I had to stop by the drugstore."
    * "Show me how you used to spank her."
    * "Hi, I'm Hoopla69."
    * "Do you think she would put out if I told her that I loved her?"
    * "I just got my license today."
    * "I believe being sexually active since I was 12 has helped me mature."
    * "Five bucks says she's a D-cup."
    * "Hey do you have an empty pop can and some matches?"
    * "Hi. I'm Robert, but my friends call me 'Back Door Bob.'"
    * "So, does your wife just lay there during sex too?"
     
  2. Notrega

    Notrega

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    ftw......
     

  3. Nicko

    Nicko GTDS FOR LIFE

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    "Show me how you used to spank her" :rofl: :rofl: