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What is herpes?

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by aspartz, Apr 11, 2003.

  1. aspartz

    aspartz

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    Oct 19, 2000
    Sandstone, MN 55072
    Two Jewish women (Ruth and Golda) were walking along the street. Ruth says to Golda, "My son, Irving, is finally getting married. He tells me he is engaged to a wonderful girl, but ...he thinks she may have a disease called herpes."

    Golda says to Ruth, "Do you have any idea what this herpes is, and can he catch it?"

    Ruth answers, "I don't know, but I am just so thrilled to hear about Irving's engagement. It's past time he's settled. As far as the herpes goes...who knows?"

    "Well," Golda says, "I have a very fine medical dictionary at home --I'll look it up and call you."

    So, Golda goes home, looks it up, and calls Ruth...,

    "Ruth, keinahurra (thank goodness!), I found it. Not to worry! It says: Herpes is a disease of the gentiles.' "