Im sure some of you have seen this before. This was posted on an all cop forum but not sure the correct name of the site. Keep in mind it is a public forum as is glocktalk that anyone can see. I am a motorcyclist so I take this to heart. I think that its total BS to start with but this cop should really seek some mental help none the less. Please read it all and let me know what you think. QUOTE: Topic: I Love It When "Stunt Bikers" Crash I was thinking about this topic & remembered a chase I had years ago after a "stunt biker." I wouldn't have even looked twice at him except he did a wheel stand for about 2 city blocks & you could hear his pipes from a mile away. I lit him up & the chase was on. Ya gotta admit it's sweet when they run from us warp 9 & that lil old lady pulls out in front of them. God I love it when they lay those big rice burners down & burst into flames. Ever seen magnesiun burn? I hate the smell, it stays in your uniform until you get it cleaned. Anyway, after I lit this guy up, he splits & heads for the fwy. We chased him so fast, the chopper helicopter couldn't catch us, our then new Chevys that had the Vette engine (plus I flipped the air cleaner over & put octane booster in the tank, the mechanic gets pissed but it makes the damm thing fly), the guy was craping a brick because at 110 we were on his ass, I could see the whites of his eyes. The bike was a Ninja 1100 something, he was 2 time loser that chucked a gun and some dope, he was running for his life. Sure enough, he lays it down going about 110, he hit a disel gas slick about 4 feet wide... We had 22'd the chase and were "observing" (yeah right) from a safe distance, the bike a Kawasaki 1100 cc cafe racer looking thing, started to spark as it slid across the fwy, the sparks looked like a Peacocks feathers... sure enough the thing stareted to burn as it finally stopped skidding. I lost sight of the driver in all the sparks. I caught him as he tumbled like a rag doll into the ice plant along side the fwy, head over heals.. I remember it as if it was slow motion like that old Evil Knevel crash in Vegas. He managed to break just about every bone in his body, his left leg was severed above the knee and the bone was sticking out through the skin, he lost all the skin on his elbows and those bones were visible as well. His right eye was buldging out of the socket, his jaw was hanging like only the skin was holding it on and I could'nt see a tooth in his head (he swolloed most of them). His wrists were snapped, two fingers were hanging by a thread and he was MOVING!! He had lost both shoes, and was wearing shorts and tee shirt, no protection. He had to cut the chinstrap to steal the helmit so it flew off almost right away. It was a cool scene, blood everwhere, shoes here, a few teeth there, the bloody, tattered, mangled carcas of a loser felon lying 1/2 on the shoulder 1/2 in the ivy, and in the background the warm glow of a a burning bike. I thought I smelled burning flesh, but idiot was'nt on fire, I looked at him a little closer and noticed his right leg was missing the foot, the stunt bikers foot has been torn off. As the bike and he slid together for about 30 feet, it stuck in the engine (how I have no idea) and was cooking like a piece of KFC. After all the damage that guy did to himself, he lived (dirtbags never die). They drilled holes in his head and anchored these metal rods in the bones of his skull to keep his head from moving, he was a a full body cast, had internal injuries, lost his eye, 2 fingers, a foot, all his teeth, bit his tounge in 1/2 and he pulled his hamstring so bad, it tore. He had a tube in his throat, up his nose, in his jones and the Doc anticipated him needing 20-30 surgeries and he lost the ability to sport lumber. I saved the tax payers from having to pay for his injuries by un arresting him (per 849b1) before they took him to the hospital. That way, he has to pay all his medical bills. We had a hearty laugh and a few 16 oz Buds after work, our LT paid because we didn't dent 1 unit and he was happy.. Stunt bikers, for all you, this Buds for you. __________________ Vice Sergeant Where the sewer meets the surf Wanna kill these ads? We can help!