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Welfare State

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Nowhere Man, Oct 8, 2005.

  1. Nowhere Man

    Nowhere Man

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    May 22, 2003
    North Port, FL
    > > > Welfare State
    > > >
    > > > A guy walks into the local welfare office,
    > marches
    > > > straight up to the
    > > >
    > > > counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE
    > drawing
    > > > welfare. I'd really rather have a job."
    > >
    > > The social worker behind the counter says, "Your
    > > >
    > > > timing is excellent sir!
    > > >
    > > >
    > > > We just got a job opening from a very wealthy
    > old man
    > > > who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his
    > nymphomaniac,
    > > > underwear-model daughter.
    > > >
    > > >
    > > > You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but
    > he'll
    > > > supply all of your clothes. Because of the long
    > hours, meals will be
    > > > provided. You'll be expected to escort her on
    > her overseas holiday
    > trips.
    > > > You will have to satisfy her sexual urges.
    > You'll have a two-bedroom
    > > > apartment
    > > > above the garage.
    > > >
    > > >
    > > > The starting salary is $200,000 a year".
    > > >
    > > > The guy says, "You're bullsittin' me!"
    > > >
    > > >
    > > > The social worker says, "Yeah, well... you
    > started it
    > > >