Subject: Wisconsin > > > > Two tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching >Oconomowoc, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's >name. > > They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood >at the counter, one tourist asked the employee, "Before we order, could you >please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we >are... very slowly?" > > The blonde leaned over the counter and said, > "Burrrrrr, gerrrrrr, Kiiiing."