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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by pupcuss27, Aug 21, 2008.

  1. pupcuss27

    pupcuss27 CLM

    May 13, 2007
    Once upon a time I was talking to this little girl, named Catherine, she was the daughter of some friends and told me she wanted to be President someday.

    Both of her parents, liberal Democrats were standing there with us and I asked Catherine, 'If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?' Catherine replied, 'I would give houses to all the homeless people.' 'Wow, what a worthy goal you have there, Catherine.' I told her, 'but you don't have to wait until you're President. You can start now by coming over to my house and cleaning up all the dog poop in my back yard and I will pay you $5 dollars. Then we can go over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $5 dollars to use for a new house.'

    Catherine (who is about 4) thought that over for a second, while her mom looked at me seething Catherine replied; 'Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and clean up the doggy poop and you can just pay him the $5 dollars?'

    'Ah', I said, "Welcome to the Republican Party".