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Weird night. Ex-gf from a few years ago called.

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Ender, Feb 16, 2011.

  1. Ender

    Ender ComfortablyNumb

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    I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who this morning called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around.

    We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together.

    I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "old magic".

    "Wow!" I thought...

    "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now", I said, "I'm a bit older and a bit grayer and balder than when you last saw me. Plus I don't really have the energy I used to have."

    She just giggled and said she was sure I would "rise to the challenge".

    "Yeah." I said. "Just so long as you don't mind a waistline that's a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my total lack of muscle tone...everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and I am developing jowls like a Great Dane!"

    She laughed and told me to stop being so silly.

    She teased me saying that tubby, gray haired, older men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover.

    Anyway, she giggled and said, "I've put on a few pounds myself!"

    So I told her to piss off.
     

  2. HotRoderX

    HotRoderX Gen4 BETATester

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    :rofl:wow well played sir
     
    Last edited: Feb 16, 2011
  3. Hines57

    Hines57 Simple Member

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    Should have asked if she has a younger sister.
     
  4. IndianaMatt

    IndianaMatt

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    Talking to ex-girlfriends can only lead to trouble. Nothing good will come of it... ever.
     
  5. Whitey1

    Whitey1 Large Member

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    :rofl:
    +1
     
  6. :rofl: Just what I needed after a long and tiring day :rofl:
     
  7. Pfunk

    Pfunk Faking it

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  8. when old GF'S call-run

    the big head was doing the thinking. GOOD ON YOU

    :beer: