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wedding night

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by lethal tupperwa, Jan 26, 2003.


  1. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa
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    A chinese couple gets married, and she's a
    virgin.
    Truth be told, he is none too experienced either.
    On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the
    bed sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs
    in next to her and tries to be reassuring:
    "My darring" he says, "I know dis firs time and
    you berry frighten. I promise you, I give you
    anytine you want, I do anyting, jus anyting you
    want, you say. Whatchou want?" he says, trying
    to sound experienced, which he hopes will
    impress his virgin bride. A thoughtful silence
    follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly)
    for her request. She eventually replies shyly
    and unsure, "I want........numba 69"
    More thoughtful silence, this time from him.
    Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queries.........
    "You want.........Beef wif Broccori ?"
     
  2. emill911

    emill911
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