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Webster's Clintonese

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 27, 2008.


  1. okie

    okie
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    GT Mayor

    Joined:
    Oct 28, 2001
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    Location:
    Muskogee Ok.
    "My fellow citizens" = "Suckers"

    "I didn't inhale" = "I think you're all idiots"

    "goals" = "lies"

    "broad-based contributions" = "taxes"

    "investing in our infrastructure" = "pork-barrel spending"

    "spending cuts" = "decimating the military"

    "jobs program" = "military base lay-offs"

    "Vietnam" = "where?"

    "Attorney General" = "the first semi-qualified woman I could find without a
    criminal record"

    "God bless America" = "God help us, 'cause I don't have a clue"