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was just the victim of a citizen's pullover

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by gjk5, Dec 20, 2012.

  1. gjk5

    gjk5 Pinche Gringo

    I was on my way home and admittedly probably going a little fast, turned onto my next to last road and this Jeep is up my ass.....

    I do not get bent about road manners much so I just ignore it, get to final turn and he is UP my ass, cannot even see his headlights.

    Mind you; I drive a 3/4 ton diesel with a big ass bumper, I slow to almost a stop and turn onto my street, he is giving me a colonoscopy at this point, I pull over and slam on brakes and roll down window. This is a pretty rural area, I lean out the window and say "Is there an issue here?". I have a revolver and cell phone in hands.

    This little retard starts yelling "I saw you speeding down my road dammit!!!" "I got your plates!!!"

    I calmly say "are you a Law Enforcement Officer?" "what if I am", OK, so you are not, turn around and go home. "NO!, I saw you speeding!".

    "Why don't you get out of your Jeep and come to my truck window and talk about this?" :whistling: "NO!" "I got yo plates!"

    OK, I have yours too, get out and say what you have to say or turn your ass around and go home.

    "NO!" "I am turning you in for speeding!"

    Great, I have 911 dialing right now, what's your name?

    "You are calling the cops?"

    Yep. Now turn around and go HOME jackass.

    "I seen you, I seen your truck and plates, you're a SPEEDER!"

    whips a u turn and goes home.

    what kind of special retard is this?
  2. Peace Warrior

    Peace Warrior Am Yisrael Chai CLM

    Jan 12, 2007
    the narrow way
    Sorry for road-raging you like that, but I was already upset cause Judge Judy was preempted for a white house announcement. I just wasn't myself. :embarassed: :wavey:

  3. Angry Fist

    Angry Fist Dehumanizer® Lifetime Member

    Dec 30, 2009
    Hellbilly Hill
    You got his plates. Now go bang his wife.
  4. NeverMore1701

    NeverMore1701 Fear no Evil Platinum Member

    Jun 25, 2004
    Amarillo, Tx
    Wow, the temptation to slam on the brakes would have been almost unbearable.
  5. Jade Falcon

    Jade Falcon WTF EREN?!

    Aug 2, 2004
    Vancouver, WA.
    I would have replied "good for you. Now F-off!" And pulled away. If he keeps following, he can follow me to the nearest Police Precinct. We'll see how he likes that.

    Let us know if he does report you for speeding, if the Police show up.
  6. HollowHead

    HollowHead Firm member

    May 16, 2005
    Where the buffalo roam
    Is George Zimmerman out on bail? HH
  7. Mayhem like Me

    Mayhem like Me Semper Paratus

    Mar 13, 2001
    Not a chance

    Are you in Louisiana, did he have an MMA t-shirt on??
  8. HollowHead

    HollowHead Firm member

    May 16, 2005
    Where the buffalo roam
    Oh, good god! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: HH
  9. ocjackel


    Oct 2, 2007
    The OC
    This is how legedary GNG threads start.

    He has your plates. The proof is irrisputable.
  10. Gixxerjoe04


    Nov 4, 2012
    Lexington, Ky
    I believe I would have "saw" a dog and slam on my brakes, my bumper is a little dented already and my hitch would have done some damage, then tell him he shouldn't follow so closely.:whistling:
  11. One who has a death wish... If he met another special human who happened to be armed, the likely outcome would be 1 special human in a body bag and 1 in prison.
  12. gjk5

    gjk5 Pinche Gringo

    I should have put him in a rear naked choke, it was discusting.....
  13. DWARREN123

    DWARREN123 Grumpy Old Guy Silver Member

    Jan 25, 2008
    Clarksville, Tn.
    I wouls notify the local LEO's and keep an eye out but otherwise not do anything to cause trouble.
    May be a real nut case from all anyone knows.
    Be safe and alert!
  14. Reminds me of those youtube videos of people screaming at cops for not wearing seatbelts :rofl:

    Luckily the guy in your situation wasn't crazy enough to do anything.
  15. Mayhem like Me

    Mayhem like Me Semper Paratus

    Mar 13, 2001
    Not a chance
    I agree 100% Anyone that would do that in this day and age is a fruitbat..

    no offense to any fruitbats or relatives thereof that may frequent this forum..
  16. Mayhem like Me

    Mayhem like Me Semper Paratus

    Mar 13, 2001
    Not a chance
    I don't know it's pretty crazy pulling over an unknown person in a big truck with super citizen power..
  17. mknpwr


    Jul 18, 2011
    He's watching you, you're screwed!

    Sent from my rotary dial phone
  18. this is very true. there are too many levels of crazy to keep track.
  19. ron59

    ron59 Bustin Caps

    Jan 3, 2009
    Smyrna, GA
    I kinda thought Eurodriver lived in Florida ?
  20. gjk5

    gjk5 Pinche Gringo

    I like to think I would step up in a true dangerous situation, I would not take the chance of getting a second smile added to the wrong side of my noggin over speeding....