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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Apr 27, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    Demazin Infant Drops - This formula may cause drowsiness, if affected do not operate heavy machinery or drive a vehicle.

    Nytol Sleep Aid - Warning: May cause drowsiness.

    Air Conditioner Unit - Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.

    Child-Sized Superman Costume - Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

    Champion Swimmer Supporter Jockstrap - This product is only to be prescribed by a physician and fit only by a trained technician.

    American Airlines Peanuts - Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

    Sainsbury Peanuts - Warning: This product contains nuts.

    Komatsu Floodlight - This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark.

    Swedish Chainsaw - Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.

    Dremel Electric Rotary Tool - This product not intended for use as a dental drill.
  2. scooterbear


    Dec 6, 2002
    Summit, MS
    Childrens cough suppressant ---- Avoid alocholic drinks

  3. On a large (Big enough to drive a tractor trailer under) roll up warehouse door "Do not stand under door while closing"