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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Nowhere Man, Jan 5, 2006.

  1. Nowhere Man

    Nowhere Man

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    A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Basra when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in similar but less serious state.

    The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.

    The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road.

    "I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein is a miserable, lowlife scumbag, and he yelled back that Senator Ted Kennedy is a good-for-nothing, fat, left-wing, liberal drunk.




    So I said Osama Bin Ladin dresses and acts like a frigid, mean spirited woman!"

    He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well so does Hillary Clinton!"

    "And, there we were, standing in the middle of the road, giving each other a high five, when a truck hit us."
     
  2. pdxbubba

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    That's a good one!