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Discussion in 'Cop Talk' started by TBO, Jun 27, 2008.


  1. Dean

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    Never argue over a place in line.
    That way nothing can happen. Don't be looking for trouble.
    You don't want nothing to happen, do you?
    Have your doughnuts and coffee at home. It's safer.
     

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  2. BAILIFF

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    Don't tell me what to do. :miff:
     

  3. 4949shooter

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  4. Aquanewt

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    I've been practicing a reverse draw with my tazer and quick draw with my service pistol to handle this type of situation. BG target to immediate left, semi-innocent to the front (The clerk who should know who is next or always jump to me just because I'm me) and a few full innocents. Idea is to double tap the BG who is fighting over line position and to be ready to give 'lightening rides' to anyone who disagrees with me. BTW, I don't pay for the cofee, it gets added to someone else's tab.
     
  5. Pepper45

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    Standing in line at Subway today, fell into small talk with a normal looking woman standing behind me. After exchanging pleasantries such as, "Aren't those dark uniforms hot in the summer?", and, "Doesn't your bulletproof vest make you sweat?", she continued with, "Oh, I'm so glad you wear those inside your shirts... outside your shirt would be too threatening."

    WTF? Threatening? Dear god, I thought I'd met some sheep before, but the bleating from behind me was deafening. I almost wish she'd have cut in line, just so I could have been rid of her just a bit sooner.
     
  6. Orlando Eric

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    Line??? -- Order???---

    Oh man you guys are S-O-F-T

    YOu walk up behind the counter and pour your own cup of Joe.. give Brenda a slap on the caboose-- and take a couple bucks out of the the tip jar for later.----
     
  7. obxemt

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    Ha! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

    I completely forgot about him

    Good times, those were. :rofl:
     
  8. Woofie

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    I know what a cup of Joe is, but I have never heard of trains being referred to as Brenda.
     
  9. GWSHARK

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    Real thugs don't order coffee at foo-foo coffee shops.
     
  10. TBO

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  11. Hack

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    I call shenanigans!
     
  12. PhoneCop

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    I swear to god I'll pistol whip the next guy who says, "shenanigans."
     
  13. m2hmghb

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    Hey Farva what's the name of that restaurant you really like?
     
  14. Blinky

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  15. Rabbit994

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    Put those away.
     
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  16. Norman

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    You're talking about shenanigan's right?
     
  17. EMTCOP

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    That movie should be mandatory for new officers during FTO!!!! :rofl:
     
  18. Rabbit994

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    Can I get liter of Cola?
     
  19. PhoneCop

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    Would you like to dipp-a-size that?
     
  20. WIG19

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    Does that mean...?



    :rofl:
     
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