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Wanna be just tried to start something

Discussion in 'Cop Talk' started by TBO, Jun 27, 2008.

  1. Dean

    Dean

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    Never argue over a place in line.
    That way nothing can happen. Don't be looking for trouble.
    You don't want nothing to happen, do you?
    Have your doughnuts and coffee at home. It's safer.
     
  2. BAILIFF

    BAILIFF Piece Officer

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    I'm over here now.
    Don't tell me what to do. :miff:
     


  3. I've been practicing a reverse draw with my tazer and quick draw with my service pistol to handle this type of situation. BG target to immediate left, semi-innocent to the front (The clerk who should know who is next or always jump to me just because I'm me) and a few full innocents. Idea is to double tap the BG who is fighting over line position and to be ready to give 'lightening rides' to anyone who disagrees with me. BTW, I don't pay for the cofee, it gets added to someone else's tab.
     
  4. Pepper45

    Pepper45

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    Standing in line at Subway today, fell into small talk with a normal looking woman standing behind me. After exchanging pleasantries such as, "Aren't those dark uniforms hot in the summer?", and, "Doesn't your bulletproof vest make you sweat?", she continued with, "Oh, I'm so glad you wear those inside your shirts... outside your shirt would be too threatening."

    WTF? Threatening? Dear god, I thought I'd met some sheep before, but the bleating from behind me was deafening. I almost wish she'd have cut in line, just so I could have been rid of her just a bit sooner.
     
  5. Orlando Eric

    Orlando Eric

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    Line??? -- Order???---

    Oh man you guys are S-O-F-T

    YOu walk up behind the counter and pour your own cup of Joe.. give Brenda a slap on the caboose-- and take a couple bucks out of the the tip jar for later.----
     
  6. obxemt

    obxemt Chaplain of CT

    Ha! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

    I completely forgot about him

    Good times, those were. :rofl:
     
  7. Woofie

    Woofie Disirregardless CLM

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    Here
    I know what a cup of Joe is, but I have never heard of trains being referred to as Brenda.
     
  8. GWSHARK

    GWSHARK BITEYAHEADOFF

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    QUARREL REEF
    Real thugs don't order coffee at foo-foo coffee shops.
     
  9. Hack

    Hack Crazy CO Gold Member

    I call shenanigans!
     
  10. PhoneCop

    PhoneCop TeleDetective

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    I swear to god I'll pistol whip the next guy who says, "shenanigans."
     
  11. Hey Farva what's the name of that restaurant you really like?
     
  12. Blinky

    Blinky Rocket Surgeon

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    [​IMG]
     
    Last edited: Oct 14, 2008
  13. Norman

    Norman Non nobis CLM

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    You're talking about shenanigan's right?
     
  14. EMTCOP

    EMTCOP

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    That movie should be mandatory for new officers during FTO!!!! :rofl:
     
  15. PhoneCop

    PhoneCop TeleDetective

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    Jan 6, 2005
    San Antonio, TX
  16. WIG19

    WIG19 Light left on

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    Does that mean...?



    :rofl: