close

Privacy guaranteed - Your email is not shared with anyone.

Wal-Mart greeter

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Dalton Wayne, Jan 25, 2011.


  1. Dalton Wayne

    Dalton Wayne
    Expand Collapse
    Epic mustache
    Millennium Member

    Joined:
    Apr 5, 1999
    12,633
    7
    Location:
    Central Florida
    Charley, a new retiree-greeter at Wal-Mart, just couldn't seem to get to work on time.

    Every day he was 5, 10, 15 minutes late.
    But he was a good worker, really tidy, clean-shaven, sharp-minded and a real credit to the company and obviously demonstrating their "Older Person Friendly" policies.
    One day the boss called him into the office for a talk.
    "Charley, I have to tell you, I like your work ethic, you do a bang-up job, but your being late so often is quite bothersome."
    "Yes, I know boss, and I am working on it."
    "Well good, you are a team player. That's what I like to hear.
    It's odd though your coming in late. I know you're retired from the Armed Forces. What did they say if you came in late there?"
    (scroll down..... ..............)










    "They said, "Good morning, Admiral, can I get you coffee, sir?"
     

    Wanna kill these ads? We can help!
  2. jojo_angelov

    jojo_angelov
    Expand Collapse

    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2011
    14
    0
    hahaha, niceeee
     

  3. RustyShackelford

    RustyShackelford
    Expand Collapse
    > OD Glock 32

    Joined:
    Nov 12, 2008
    4,431
    7
    Location:
    46148
    :animlol:

    I like that.
     
  4. Goodspeed(TPF)

    Goodspeed(TPF)
    Expand Collapse

    Joined:
    Jul 30, 2009
    902
    0
    Location:
    Sh
    Dat's FUNNEH!! :)
     
  5. 350z-jason

    350z-jason
    Expand Collapse

    Joined:
    Jan 23, 2011
    6
    0
    A retired Admiral is now a greeter at walmart? I hope he's just doing it for entertainment, not for money... that's sad imo.
     
    #5 350z-jason, Jan 25, 2011
    Last edited: Jan 25, 2011
  6. johnson8861

    johnson8861
    Expand Collapse
    Daddo Chomper

    Joined:
    Sep 2, 2009
    1,157
    2
    Location:
    Great state of Indiana
    I like it.
     
  7. Gregg702

    Gregg702
    Expand Collapse
    Gold Member

    Joined:
    May 1, 2010
    8,215
    325
    Location:
    Las Vegas
    Delete, I misread Armed Forces as Air Force
     
    #7 Gregg702, Jan 25, 2011
    Last edited: Jan 25, 2011
  8. repolady

    repolady
    Expand Collapse
    Legal Thief

    Joined:
    Nov 26, 2010
    413
    0
    Location:
    O_H_I_O

    :upeyes::faint:
     
  9. arclight610

    arclight610
    Expand Collapse

    Joined:
    Dec 2, 2009
    3,038
    0
    A GySgt (E-7) pay is not near the same as an Admiral, but I found this to be funny nevertheless. Our old company gunny was a hardass, and he would yell all the time. I think it was his only volume. He retired from the Corps about 6 months ago. 4 months ago I saw him stocking shelves at Lowe's and some mid 20-something manager was yelling at him to move faster. Talk about being humbled...
     
  10. guns54

    guns54
    Expand Collapse
    toni

    Joined:
    Aug 10, 2008
    2,817
    4
    Location:
    Ohio
    Whats wrong with him being a greeter at Wal-mart?
     
  11. Marine8541

    Marine8541
    Expand Collapse
    iseedeadpeople

    Joined:
    Jul 10, 2006
    5,471
    0
    Location:
    Littleton, Colorado
    Man, I'd have to look at the multipliers and it depends if he took REFUX but an E7 with 20 is only getting about $1500 a month. Not too many people are retiring off that.
     
  12. TreverSlyFox

    TreverSlyFox
    Expand Collapse

    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2008
    507
    1
    Location:
    Monroe, Georgia

    Hmmm, we're doing it on less than $900 a month.
     
  13. MadMonkey

    MadMonkey
    Expand Collapse
    Spershul Furces

    Joined:
    Aug 18, 2010
    2,750
    2
    Location:
    TX
    The people laughing at him.
     
    #13 MadMonkey, Jan 28, 2011
    Last edited: Jan 28, 2011