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Wake Up Call

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by lethal tupperwa, Dec 7, 2003.


  1. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa
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    Jack and Joan were having some problems at home and were giving each other
    the "silent treatment". But then Jack realized that he would need his wife
    to wake him at 5:00am for an early morning drive with some pals to a golf
    match.

    Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and so lose the "war"), he
    wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 am."

    The next morning, Jack woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 am and that his
    friends would have left for the golf course without him.

    Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't awakened him when he
    noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It's 5:00 am.
    Wake-up."

    Men simply are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
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