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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 13, 2005.


  1. okie

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    The waitress was waiting as patiently as she could while the
    guy was dawdling over the breakfast menu.
    He says, being a smart *****, "I usually never return to a
    restaurant unless one of the sausages I'm served with my eggs
    is a match in size for my own."

    The waitress replied,
    "In that case, sir, perhaps you should be looking at the
    children's menu."