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vow of silence

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 2, 2009.


  1. okie

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    A man joining a monastery was told he was to take a vow of silence and was
    only to be allowed to speak two words every five years.After the first five
    years had passed he walked into the chambers of the head Monk and said "Bed
    Hard", then turned and walked out. After the next five years passed he returned
    to the chambers of the head Monk and said " Food Cold ", then turned and walked
    out. After the next five years had passed he once again entered the chambers of
    the head Monk and said "I Quit". The head Monk looked at him and replied. "Well,
    that doesn't surprise me one bit, you've done nothing but gripe since you got
    here"